Ask Link A Question

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Like a million rupees!

Link, how many hours of sleep do you get?

 

[Ice Sage]

Unlike you humans, hylian have adapted to only sleep when we need to go into a state of deep rest so we don't have do things. (You try staying awake for a few years without getting bored!)

Link, what would you say if I told you you are a made up video game character?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

What the heck is a video game?

Link, did you know the Earth is round?

 

[Big Octo]

Earth? All I know is that Hyrule is flat.

Link, do those tights ever, you know, hurt?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: Sometimes there's a little chafing going on when I'm in colder climates, aside from that, no. They are actually pretty comfortable. ^^

Link, what kind of games do you and the rest of the Kokiri play in the forest?

 

[zeldahuman]

LINK: Have you ever heard of Hide and Seek?

Is there anyone in Kokiri that you, you know... find attractive?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: Fado was p. hawt, but she was also a little creepy. It is believed that she was to originally be the sage of wind in the early stages of OoT's creation.

Link, why do you like to beat up cuccos so much?

 

[Big Octo]

Cause they look at me the wrong way.

Link, what does Red Potion taste like? How trippin' are you after a sip?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: Cough syrup... :yes: I don't feel trippy, though; :shake: just a bit light-headed.

Link, does Blue Potion taste like blueberries?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, it tastes like blue chu poop.

Link, do you know how to read?

 

[Big Octo]

No actually. As you can tell, all signs have the same Hylian characters on them, so I usually just guess what they say. I'm usually very lucky.

Link, has Epona ever pooped in your boots?

 

[Junehs]

She has indeed! It took my ages to clean it up.

Link, please tell me, why must you never eat?!

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Guess I'm just not all that hungry.

Link what do you think of the special milk at the milk bar?

 

[Big Octo]

It's delicious! Although I once heard a rumor that they put something called "nicotine" in it, whatever that is.

Link, how strong is the scent of your BO in a ten foot radius?

 

[biggreenhawk35]

oh well it can repel some enemies away when i'm lucky

Hey link why do you always wear green even in your underwear?