Ask Link A Question

[Ice Sage]

"Oh no... the voices in my head are talking to me again."

Link, what is it like in the Kokiri Forest?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: BORING! Ugh...the only reason I stuck around for so long was Saria and Fado...


Link, have you ever tried the Cucco nuggets and Lon Lon milk shakes?

 

[Big Octo]

Yes, but they're both processed and aren't real. Much disappoint.

Link, what wear pants?

 

[Ronin]

I would, but then Saria, Malon, Zelda, and Ruto wouldn't go for me. I've been jogging with the Running Man, you know!

Link, what is your secret to not killing Navi?

 

[Big Octo]

Overdosing one Red Potion.

Link, why wear pants?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: Because creepy pants all the time get some?

Link, were you amazed by the architecture of the Forest Temple?

 

[Big Octo]

It made me cry.

Link, **** on wha?

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

Yes, I can't believe I just found it in the forest and it isn't a national landmark

Link, are you mute?

 

[Big Octo]

You've been ninja'd.

Link, **** on wha?

 

[Wolf Sage]

it?

Link, how does Hyrule communicate with other countries? With no phones and all?

 

[Big Octo]

Messengers on horses.

Link, what color is your tunic?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: Well, right now it's transparent.

TMI?

 

[Big Octo]

Yes.

Link, what's the name of the village in OoT?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Kakariko...

Link, where does Princess Zelda live?

 

[Big Octo]

Hyrule Castle.

Link, what's the name of the Lake?