Ask Ganon a Question

[CCG <3 Zelda]

It's not possible, mainly because a male is born every 100 years! :cooky:

Ganon, do play Zelda games in your spare time?

 

[Fraxinus]

"Here in Hyrule, there is no such thing as video games, so... no."

Gadolinium, is there an airport nearby, or is it just my heart taking off?

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

Here in Hyrule, there are no such thing as airports, so it's your heart

Ganon, why do people call you "Gadolinium?"

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because I was teased as a child. ._.

Ganon, where do you go when you die?
(when link kills you, better put)

 

[Ventus]

I go to the gate between dimensions.

Ganon, are you and Mandy truly without a doubt in love? Because you're stealing my heart <3

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

No, I'm stealing your heart because you and I are truly madly in love

Ganon, how many hearts have you stolen?

 

[Fraxinus]

"With my charm, probably many unintentionally. I am the King of Thieves, after all. --But, only one on purpose." *glances at Amanda*

Gani, if I don't get my driver's license, will you drive me everywhere in your taxi?

 

[TheRationalDove]

Taxi? What's a taxi?

Ganondorf, how you ever poked anyone in the eye with that long nose of yours?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Yeah, I accidentally did that to your mom last night
Ganon, did you ever consider, like, destroying all those weapons you keep in your dungeons so that Link can't come own you?

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

The dungeon bosses are idiots. I put those weapons there so that the bosses could get them and own Link, but they don't look for them!

Ganon, what brand of computer are you using?

 

[WechyPichu]

"What the heck is a computer!?"

Ganon, do you have a pet Dodongo?

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

I did, but then I threw a bomb and it swallowed it

Ganon, what do your pajamas look like?

 

[Danigo92498]

What type of question is that? A Green Tunic

Ganon, will you ever grow a mustache?

 

[Nerion]

If it doesn't get as bad critics as the beard, then, maybe...

How is it possible that a man is bor every 100 years? Ain't there gotta be a father?

 

[Tetra's Wink]

That's for gerudos to know only!

Ganon, when was the last time you went for a crap?