Ask Ganon a Question

[gerudogirl]

so can i go now?

any thoughts of this thread?

 

[Storm]

I think this is very informative, and my people have to know about me if i am to win the election in october.

Do you really think you are going to win against the incumbent King Johannes

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: Yes, I'm going to make people vote for me.

Ganondorf, what workout method do you use to build your deltoid muscles?

 

[Storm]

I roll my shoulders while I dance the night away. I bet you haven't seen my movie Saturday Night Gannon.

gannon. Do You Find Link Attractive?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: What the...?! NO!

Ganondorf, what is the loudest you've ever burped!

 

[Storm]

Burps i don't know, But I did Fart So loud The Golden World was opened to me

Gannon, Would you rather date Saria or Malon

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: Well, Malon does actually grow up, while Saria on the other hand does not. Bah! I'd rather stick to stealing Zelda from Link.

Ganondorf, what are your pet peeves?

 

[Reaca]

When people don't talk. You know, when they only yell "aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg!".

Ganon, do you like pizza?

 

[Storm]

Ordon ox cheese with extra Zora please

Ganny- Darling. What do you think of Vaati?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: NO

Ganondorf, were your surrogate mothers, Koume and Kotake, ever mean to you?

 

[Reaca]

Yes, Wolf Sage, they abused me if I didn't torture something at least once every day. I hated my childhood.

Ganon, what do you think about Star Wars?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: It's cool, I guess.

Ganondorf, where are your manners?

 

[Reaca]

I only use manners in public. Not in private.

Ganon, can you draw good?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganon: Nah. But I can draw well.


Ganondorf, have you ever had a good dream?

 

[Reaca]

Yeah. I won't go into detail, though. Its pretty inappropriate.

Ganon, what do you do with Zelda when you kidnap her?