Ask Ganon a Question

[Yoyo015]

Why should you know?

Ganon why do you kidnap the princess all the time are u like a pervert or something?

 

[Storm]

No, She only says Kidnapped because Link doesn't like me that much. Zelda is one of my Best Friends

Ganon, Can you Teach me how to Duggie?

 

[fireslayr]

Ganon: no

Ganon, what kind of phone do you have?

 

[Storm]

what is a phone?

Ganon, What did they call you when you were a little boy in the desert, a king among women?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Your Highness and the usual kingly stuff.

Ganon is it annoying to you that Link sometimes doesn't really need the Master Sword to beat you just an Empty Bottle.

 

[Dio]

He could never actually kill me with a bottle. So no. It is my own powerful magic that is deflected with the bottle that hurts, so really I should be pleased my magic is powerful enough to be able to hurt even I, the great Ganondorf.

Ganon, what fragrance shampoo do you use?

 

[Storm]

Whatever they use at the Gerudo Salon

Ganon, what kind of coffee do you get at Starbucks

 

[Dio]

Caramel coffee frapucchino with whipped cream

Ganon, when you got the sages sword did you ever find a room to yourself and swing it around whilst making lightsaber noises?

 

[Storm]

No, That would be silly

Gannon, What is the Airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Dio]

Well the airspeed of a European unlaiden swallow is roughly 11 meters per second.

Ganon,have you ever warlock punched a guy in the nuts?

 

[RegalBryant]

Well I almost did, but since it took me forever to finally finish puling my hand back, he had run away...

http://www.zeldacomic.net/episode-297-say-%e2%80%9caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa%e2%80%9d/

Ganon, since you rule a kingdom of women, are you like, a pimp or something?

 

[Tom]

Ganon, are you a natural ginger?



Regards



-- Nope, I'm a wizard lulz.

 

[Storm]

Of course i'm a natural ginger.

Ganon, answer RegalBryant's question.

 

[Dio]

I did. I said I was a wizard not a pimp. It's not like I share out my women or anything. They are all mine.

Ganon, were you upset at all when link killed your surrogate mothers?

 

[Byrne]

No

Ganon, why are you a big piano-playing-sword-swinging-town-burning jerk???