Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Night Owl]

A guy who forgot that there was a chance of yellow rain, Why he wore his white shirt I'll never know.

Do you know... The muffin man?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

who- lives on drewrey lane? (quote from Shrek)
Yeah, I know him.
"because we're going to need flour- lots and lots of flour"

What is the meaning of pie?

 

[Night Owl]

It is the relationship between Sir Cumference and Lady Dia Meter.

Why do I sleep all day?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because if you sleep at night, the Owl Lords will take away your Owl privileges.


Why do Real Bomchus chase you down and pull a kamikaze?
(If that's the right term)

 

[Dragoncat]

Because they are members of the Taliban and they think they'll go to heaven and have 50 virgin wives.

Why is the Gerudo Valley song so awesome?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because the Gerudos invented it.

Why does the moon always face us on one side, and never the other?

 

[Dragoncat]

Because it has a face on the other side, and Skull Kid hasnt told it to crush the world, so we never see the face.

Why do dogs pee on fire hydrants?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Because fire hydrants get thirsty but they can't drink their water.

Fellas, has your girlfriend got the butt?

 

[Woyogoyo]

42.

How does Woyogoyo breathe?

 

[Dragoncat]

Through his skin...

Why do "fat chance" and "the chances are slim" mean the same thing?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Because I`m a rabid kitten.

Why is my little brother annoying me so much?

 

[onebizarrekai]

Because my sister likes purple

Why do I hate coconut?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Because I love it and you hate me.

Why are the Spirit Tracks blue in some places and yellow in others?

 

[Dragoncat]

The blue parts are made out of blueberries and the yellow parts are made out of bananas.

Where does magic dust come from?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Pretty pink ponies.

Why is the song don`t stop believing by Journey going through my head?