the lizalfos youre inquiring about was minding its own buisiness, waiting for Link to wanter along, when all of a sudden it fell down a hole while on patrol, and fell into an underground water geyser which launched him into the air, and he was then caught by a giant cargoroc and exposed to gamma rays from a distant imploding star, and was then dropped into Lake Hylia as a result of the hail that had started to fall, and crawled out and ran into a cave as the hail turned to acid, and then fell into another hole and a satwater underground river which swept him back to his patrol post, but when he crawled out and fell into the mud a chemical reaction occured which mutated the lizalfos into a giant, smelly, lizalfos with the ability to breathe underwater - and a big wart in his nose.
would you like me to repeat that?