Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Kupsacker]

No, it's not Tuesday.

Where's the beef?

 

[Night Owl]

On the cow. We quit butchering animals in 2121.

Where's my wallet?

 

[Norm]

Also on the cow. We quit skinning and tanning dead animals to make leather in 2050

Why can't I think of a good question?

 

[Night Owl]

Because you don't know a good psychiatrist.

What if psycho people were really the sane ones?

 

[Norm]

Inception!

What if you die in a dream?

 

[Night Owl]

You will see a game over screen moments before you wake up, but you won't remember seeing it.

What would happen if I had $3 trillion?

 

[SpiritGerudo]

You'd be rich.

If I have 17 potatoes and 11 cubes of ice, how many pancakes fit on the roof?

 

[Turo602]

Well, considering you only have 17 potatoes and 11 cubes of ice, you can make a total of 69 pancakes. But you also have to consider that these pancakes are 1/4th the size of a regular pancake, and the roof can only hold a capacity of 2 medium size pancakes. So.... 4.

Why does it stink when I fart?

 

[Vanessa28]

Because you get a kick out of it


Why am I awake?

 

[Turo602]

Because you can't stop thinking of me.

If I was black, would I sound like Morgan Freeman?

 

[Night Owl]

No, you would sound like Landau Eugene Murphy Jr.

If I was Link, Would I look good in a tunic?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Yes, because you'll be a chain Link and a tunic would look great on you!

Why did you put 2121 instead of 2112 and why do I get a rush out of Rush?

 

[Norm]

I can't answer that.

Why is Siri so freaking stupid.

 

[Night Owl]

Because Surly is his smarter evil twin.

Why can't this question be stupid?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because it doesn't need to be stupid, it is stupid.


Why is Link's name Link?