Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Night Owl]

Because Toilet hand needs paper.

Why can't I fly?

 

[Dan]

Flushing the toilet prevents thieves, crocodiles, whales, dolphins, Sherlock Holmes, JJ, and other plants from crawling up the pipe and into your house.

Why do people eat rabbit **** ?

 

[blue-eyes]

Because its tasty.

Why did they put the alphabet into math?

 

[CynicalSquid]

Because it makes your hair purple

Why is my laptop so laggy?

 

[Vanessa28]

Because it went out for a party last night


Why is rain coming down?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the bathroom is down here.

Who invented comic sans and why does he want to watch people suffer?

 

[Vanessa28]

Laz did because he swims in blood


Why do you have to use sticks to play the drum?

 

[CynicalSquid]

Because i eat Drum Sticks

Why does Slipknot wear mask?

 

[Lord Vain]

Because they played Majora's Mask too much

Why can't you divide by zero?

 

[CynicalSquid]

Because my math teacher said so

Who's my wife?

 

[Vanessa28]

Josie Madonna

Who's my husband?

 

[ZeldaFan11]

Not Laz, he died.....just now.

why are bananas yellow? and pasty?

 

[Vanessa28]

Becasue they did the chachacha

Why am I not rich?

 

[CynicalSquid]

because, ASIANS

who is Josie Madonna?

 

[Vanessa28]

Justin Bieber

Who killed laz?