Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[CynicalSquid]

i did

why is my wife offline?

 

[Vanessa28]

Because the birds started to fight over a cookie

Why is the sun not there?

 

[CynicalSquid]

because the moon bullied it so it went to hide behind the earth

why am i so bored?

 

[Naga]

Cause trees are pink

What color is dirt?

 

[Vanessa28]

As red as the moon after a long shower in the golden blue grey purple black water

Why can we smell?

 

[CynicalSquid]

cause Azure hates cheese

Why do i love my wife

 

[Vanessa28]

Because Christmas is coming

What will happen if I take the plane?

 

[Linknerd09]

The plane will explode.

Why will it explode?

 

[Vanessa28]

Because the soup is boiling

Why is spaghetti long and thin?

 

[CynicalSquid]

because they want to be

why don't i have friends

 

[Vanessa28]

Because they all are playing bingo right now

Why is music so addictive?

 

[CynicalSquid]

because i sneezed

why do i need to use the restroom?

 

[Vanessa28]

Because the newspapers are expensive

Why do we always scratch our heads when it gets itchy?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

There are microscopic flying itch gnomes in the air. When a colony of them lands on you, you become itchy in that area. The gnomes (who actually glide, not fly) particularly like to land on people's scalps. By scratching you fling the gnomes in all directions and they have to regroup before they can attack you or another person again.



If a kangaroo is riding a blue bicycle down some railroad tracks on a Tuesday how many bottles of breast milk does it take to drown a jazz musician walrus?

 

[Night Owl]

Over 9000!!!



How many dead hands does it take to change a lightbulb?