Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because Brazil was launched to the moon by a giant rocket which will delay the game for a few years.

Is blueberry jell-o dolphin safe?

 

[Caeda]

No because it is bad.

Why hasn't Skyward Sword come out yet? It's been almost two years sience we first heard about it!

 

[Sonicbowling]

Because Nintendo wants to make your life miserable.

Why did Bowser kidnap Peach again?

 

[tecknokid900]

Because he knows Mario is evil and peach should be with him.


Why is Chuck Norris so awesome?

 

[Caeda]

Because he is Chuck Norris.

Why does Link get a sword?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because Indyana Jones and Simon Belmont already had a whip.

Why are I failing english?

 

[Linkanon]

Cuz u iz stoopid.

Is the skyward sword really a... Well, ill just say it! Is it really a







monkey?!?!?!?!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yes it is! How'd you guess?

What if Zelda was a girl?

 

[The Shadow]

Well she would probably get kidnapped by a male Ganondorf instead of the other way around.

Why is computer?

 

[enemytracker]

Because is computer.

What if the earthquake had caught Shigeru Miyamoto?

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

WAT THE F- BOOOOm!

What if link had a laptop

?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Then he would waste his time looking up Zelda porn.

Spoiler

Why did I put this question in spoiler tags?

 

[The Shadow]

Then he'd use his magic to bring characters from other games to come help him and then evil ones would escape and join with Ganondorf and then maybe the most epic battle of all time would occur.

Why do bloopers swim through the air?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

HACKS!!!!!!

What does Tingle do in his spare time?

 

[Nicole]

You don't want to know...

What songs are on my iPod?