Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[AllieHaxorNova]

Because Nintendo thought it would be funny to hear only.. HEY! LISTEN! LOOK! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! Every single day


Why hasn't my muffin come out of the oven yet?

 

[Noop3451]

because Navi is a fairy navigation system that Koizumi put in the game!
Why do bananas eat deep fried sun cream?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the government prohibited their favorite food: Doritos.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck wasn't being boiled alive by a group of Dekus for eating the Deku Princess?

 

[Night Owl]

The same amount as goron would eat, if gorons ate grass.

How Am I doing?

 

[donkey kong]

Because I'm a little teapot.
Why am I asking this question?

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

Because you're a teapot.

Why a, I so awesome?

 

[donkey kong]

Because I a also awesome.
Why did the dinosaurs die?

 

[Chilfo Freeze]

They all died because Emma Stone killed them with her good looks.
I rest my case.

When will the Earth implode?

 

[donkey kong]

In 2010.
When will your case awaken?

 

[Night Owl]

Never it was poisoned.

If a+b=c, does c-b=b?

 

[donkey kong]

No, it equals 157654r
Am I?

 

[Dr3W21]

In some cultures.

Why am I awake at 4:37 AM?

 

[donkey kong]

Because your brain didn't produce enough of the chemical that makes you fall asleep.
Y U NO!?

 

[Norm]

Y U NO?!

Am I not awesome?

 

[Musicfan]

Nope pudding is though
If there are no stupid questions why dose this thred exists?