Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Naga]

Mephe pephe tepei

Why does Link go "SHEBLEHBLEHAH" when he does a spin attack in SS?

 

[DeathMountain]

Because he just does.
Why is Cleverbot so stupid?

 

[Naga]

Because he ate a banana for lunch

Why won't I sleep?

 

[Night Owl]

Because you are on the caffeine patch.
What if something happened?

 

[TheRationalDove]

Then something else would happen, causing a chain reaction.

What if my cousin's roommate was dead?

 

[Noop3451]

Then He/She Will never get married.
Why do people who play minecraft die?

 

[TheRationalDove]

Because they don't stop playiing and die from hunger/thirst/ sleep deprevation/ failure to excrete/ other reasons.

 

[godess reborn]

Well, since there's no question...

Where is TheRationalDove's question?

 

[Kuddlesnot]

My cat sat on it and it got absorbed into his fat folds.

How could does a phoenix rise from its ashes?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Watch the tape backwards. It looks like a phoenix resurrecting itself from its own ashes then throwing a bullet strait into a barrel of a hunter.

What's the point of adding a one minute intro to a video that's a total of one minute and thirty seconds long?

 

[RedDekuScrub]

Because then the Youtube gods would win...........

Why is my toaster so depressed?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because he's your toaster.

Why are you all talking about minutia instead of the important things in life?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because the important things in life aren't really that important.

Can my pony fly?

 

[RedDekuScrub]

With these Spiky Cleats, anythings possible!

Why wont my toaster toast the toast that was toasted yesterday by my second toaster???

 

[Linksister82]

Because it's not a double toaster

When you're refrigerator runs where does it run to?