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Thank you Byrne. That was a very nice thing you did there and I appreciate it greatly.

I ask nicely and you give the cookie to me because you are a nice person.

Okay, you seriously need to get more creative, dude. You get banned for being uncreative and I grab the cookie when it slips out of your hand as the ZD police are handcuffing you.

I still have the cookie in an alternate universe which I created a long loooooooong time ago. Just putting that out there.

I de-materialize and reappear exactly where the cookie is. Then, while materializing enough to be able to grab the cookie, I don't materialize to the point where I am in the physical world. I then pull the cookie into the half world and walk around the world, enjoying pretending to be a ghost...

I revive swiftestphantom, then I pick him up and throw him at I-am-link, who promptly dies and de-pixelates into aqua and black swirlies. I claim the cookie.

I hold up a picture of a wolf in front of your face and the goats freak and trample you. My goats... My cookie.

An angry herd of goats run by and stampede you. The alpha male then (somehow) impale the cookie on his horn... even though it's completely round... They run back past me and I somehow get the cookie off of his horn. Somehow. Me and my goats have the cookie!

The cookie is supposed to be poisonous. Since you never said you had the cookie I take it. I have the cookie.

I reverse time to the time just before you got the cookie and grab the cookie from the cookie loving bees. I have the poisonous cookie that everybody still wants for some reason!

(If it's poisonous, why does everybody want it so badly?) I call up Midna to teleport you to the twilight realm. I have the poisonous-but-for-some-reason-still-highly-desired cookie.

I hide from the mob of people that are rushing towards you to get the cookie. The cookie is flying back and forth between hands on top of the mob. I sneak up and grab it. I have the cookie... which I then eat.