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I have Gandalf shoot a column of flames around you. I swoop down and take the cookie. We leave and return to Middle Earth for the umpteenth time. :P I have the cookie!!!1

I use my special magic powers to defeat your baking powers and take the cookie. I now have the cookie and I head to Hyrule.

Ahh, but I see you have not read Tony's ZD Mythos. I thrive in the Land of Bunnehs, and Xinn is my leader. The bunnehs may obey only those who have lived and thrived there, so they do not listen to you. Instead, I make them shoot carrots at you, and I still have the cookie. I then go to be under...

I have Gandalf undo the spell, then place on upon yourself. I snatch the cookie greatfully away from hands, and I happily run away to Xinn's realm of bunnehs.

I see you pick up the cookie, so I use my bow to shoot you from far away. I then run closer, and throw my dagger that ends you. You're dead so I take the cookie and fly away.

The land where Legolas lives is Middle Earth, in Mirkwood. :P But alas! I have destroyed THEM, and I was not hiding in Mirkwood! So I still have the cookie, and I am still hiding in secret! I am protected with an army of THEY.

I see you with the cookie and Baker in the hands of THEM, so I take my dagger and throw them at both of you. They both impale you in the chest and you both die. I grab the cookie and fight off THEM with my elvish bow. I run away in victory and hide in the best secret hiding spot. You'll never guess.

Oh my gosh, I did. My apologies, my mistake. I won't mess that up again!! I survive, as do my companions, and we find you secretly hiding. We kill you with ease, for you are alone, and I have the cookie again.

False! Gandalf is the most powerful wizard of all! (Good Wizards at least!) So what you say is uncorrect! I still have the cookie, for Merlin is unable to beat Gandalf. While the wizards duel, I have Legolas shoot you, and Gimli kill Kemp. I grab the cookie, Gandalf beats Merlin, and my other...

I find Ice Sage, and command Gandalf to freeze her. Her power cannot match Gandalf's so I cut the cookie from the ice, and melt the ice with a fireball of Gandalf's. I now have the cookie, and I take it with me back to Middle Earth. And as we travel to M.E., Gandalf purifies the land, and all...

EDIT: Whoops. I see you, so I have Legolas shoot you with his bow, but when you get shot in the arm, it's not enough, so I throw my dagger. You are now out of the picture, and I go on to deal with my nemisis.... Big Octo and his friend, Dark Lord Sauron. Right after I take the cookie from...

I live, for Gandalf saved us. We return to the real world, and cause commotion. You try to deal with it, and we find out where you put the cookie. How we found it out, you'll never guess. :P I now have the cookie, and we go somewhere you'd never expect.

I unzip my jacket and show my own radiation suit. Gandalf and Legolas do the same... And oh! What's this? Gimli? The dwarf comes in with his axe, hits you, grabs the cookie, and gives it to me. We go to Hyrule again, and we hide in the Zora's Domain. Now I have Gimli on my side too.

Since I have no idea what you just said.... I take the cookie from you, and have Legolas here kill you with his beautiful elvish bow from Lorien. I have the cookie, so we return to Middle Earth AGAIN, and hide in Lorien.

My companions and I follow you to Hyrule, ranting on to you about how Middle Earth is not stupid, and then go to Hyrule Castle. We team up with the Royal Family and bring an army of knights to Death Mountain. While the Dark Lord fights the knights (OOH! A Rhyme!), Legolas and I follow you as you...

But AHA! I command Gandalf the White to hold Sauron in a spell thingy! Legolas shoots you with an arrow, so that you can't cut me, and then I steal the cookie from your hands, and run with my friends to Hobbiton.

I dive down and save the cookie and swerve up. I fly past you so quick you can't see it, and when you look down, you have a dagger sticking out of you. You die and I have the cookie. I fly to Middle Earth, which has been reneewed, and hide myself in a secret place. The Mines of Moria! Try to get...

I grab the cookie from your hand as you fall into the volcano. You fall and die, but I fly up with the cookie and survive!

How can the moon from Termina destroy Middle Earth? And how can Skull Kid bring down the moon if Link has already destroyed Majora? Answer that. But aha! I and my buddies from M.E. follow me back to Earth before the place is destroyed- with Big Octo in it. We see you with the cookie, and then...

They would never run away from a goddess. Gandalf has escaped death, and Legolas is just plain AWESOME! So against those facts, I still have the cookie, and Gandalf kills you. Then Legolas shoots his elven bow from Lorien and kills Nayru. He never misses, and his arrows from Lorien are filled...

I grab the cookie from the air as it is thrown into the air. I fly away (cause I'm a Winged Elf DUH) and I of course go back to Mirkwood. I have Legolas and Gandalf to protect me! I HAS THE COOKIE!

My trusty elf friend Legolas, finds the antidote, brings me back to normal size, and we kill both of you. I now havz the cookie, so I run away and take the cookie back to Rivendell and have Master Elrond place the cookie in a jar, where Gandalf then puts a spell on, to make sure the cookie is...

I find the cookie hiding away in the river with Gollum next to it, about to eat it. I have Legolas shoo Smeagol away and then I have the cookie again!!! Try and get it from me Big Octo! I'm not afraid of Mordor!

My buddy Legolas and I shoot you with our elvish bows from Lorien, thus killing you, and I take the cookie. Now I has the cookie! Me and Legolas return to Middle Earth and hide ourselves in Mirkwood. Ha!

I run in the ice temple, grab my flamethrower and let the flames go everywhere. You die and I now have the cookie!!! I have the cookie people. Just try to get it from me. I DARE YOU! :lol:

I come back to life and throw a dagger at you, thus killing you, and I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE NOW!!

I shoot you with an arrow. I take the cookie as my beloved prize.