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I hire Achmed the Dead Terrorist to "Keel you" as he does, I claim the cookie and blow you both up.

I don't enter the barrier. I use the Beetle to steal the cookie right from your hand. I claim the cookie.

I wath the spectacle and then claim Jstar

I take off your mask and throw it to the ground. As you hide your idntity, I steal the cookie.

She doesn't. I do. I'm waiting in the fountai and, when you come, I trip you, give you ANOTHER bruise, and claim the cookie.

While you roll around on the floor for a bit, I steal the cookie... and the glasses we used to trade off. I claim them both.

I hire Achmed the Dead Terrorist to kill you. He returns to me with the cookie. I claim Achmed and the cookie.

I stab you in the back with a spoon. I claim the cookie.

I catch the falling cookies and claim a whole dozen, that I will split up amongst those who are nice to me... in my next post

I take the cookie from Mriade because C-S D stole the hill on the cookie thread. I claim the cookie while C-S D tries to realize what happened.

i learn to fly and pick you up, holding you over a cliff until you give me the cookie. I set you down and name the cliff DN's cliff before claiming the cookie.

I return from the dead and send Chuck to kill you. I claim this cookie.

Having not died from the acid thanks to acid-proff clothing and invisible helmet, I send you a single PM: I like cheese. As you wonder about it, I claim the cookie.

I trip you and the cookie goes flying. I grab it. The cookki is claimed by Kailyn's hand and I!

Thanks to Kailyn, I still have the cookie.

At least you were nice about it. Sadly, I'm such a lazy person that I don't even steal the cookie. I just claim your hand along with it.

i came from the future to stop you from obliterating the universe. i go back in time and b*tch completely and utterly obliterate you. i have the cookie i ninja'd... :dry: but care as much as you, Kailyn

I threaten to eat you if you don't give me the cookie. What choice do you have but to let me CLAIM THE COOKIE!

Unfortunately, your own siggy comes alive as well and comes after you. In your haste to leave, you drop the cookie. I claim it.

I give Mario a Super-Shroom and tell him that you're Bowser in disguise. I claim the cookie.

I stalk you for two hours before stealing the cookie. I CLAIM THE COOKIE!

The zombie appoacolyps comes. In your haste to leave for Japan (which I know you will), you forget the cookie. I claim it and RUN.

Angry that you stole my cookie, I go on a cruise to Fiji, where I challenge you to a game of poker. I win and, instead of asking for money, take the cookie. I claim the cookie!

Blinky kills you and Pacman, giving me th cookie, which I claim.

I sneak up behind you and take a piece of paper, paper-cutting your hands off. I claim the cookie.

I walk up, punch you in the face, and take the cookie to Area 51. I take the cookie.

That's just mean. I pelt you with moon rocks until you give me the cooki, and the I play the Oath to Order to call the Giants to push back up the moon.

That doesn't help you any. I jump down to the moon and fofer it it's own tear in return for the cookie. I claim the cookie.

I have been following the cookie, even all the way to your moon. While you'r sleping, I sneak into your vault, steal the cookie, and go to The Moon, disguising myself as Deku Child and throwing the real one to the ground. I claim the cookie

YOU ARE AN ILLUSIONIST! The cookie we threw at you was the LAST COOKIE LEFT ON EARTH! I realize your plan and sneak in like a ninja, stealing the cookie... WHICH I NOW CLAIM!

I aattack you for not showing your creativity. I claim the cookie.

I "borrow" Ammaterasu's hookshot and and take the cookie with it. I claim the hookshot and cookie.

I trip you and drop a second cookie with you, and while you fall, I nimbly grab the cookie while you have the fake cardboard one. I claim the real cookie!