My mum dropped me when I was a child, and when I used to get in tantrums I would smash my head on the concrete, so I most likely have a warped view on things that makes some people laugh. ;p Although I honestly don't drink from the toilet. :I
Okay, I should be able to do that. Do you have a pic you want me to use? It'll be easier to make something you'd like if you give me a picture to work with.