Dark Princess

Wow, you're from Ohio too? That... sucks... Which part of Ohio do you happen to reside in?

Aww...I wanted to use the BIG CANNON that would probably make the volcano crack in two, thus releasing the lava and destroying that city over there.
But, a catapult works just fine!

We need to lure it onto the catapult with something...what do Rubberduckzillas eat anyway?
WAIT! I have an idea! *Ties up DP and puts on catapult* You can be the bait!

That seems to be the most logical thing to do! But...how do we get it up there?

Umm...Heh heh. HOW?
Maybe that conveniently placed Volcano can be of assistance?!

I'll think about it.
Oh look! A RUbberduckzilla egg! And...it's hatching!

hehe, it's okay...

...i've already added you b4 the crash.

Thanks mate! ^^ Its good to be back.

*Looks up* YAY! We're saved! And it's all thanksto my awesome powers. ^^

Oh....DP helped too...

Then...We only have one choice. *loads DP into a cannon and shoots her directly into the Void*
Try and see if there is someway to close it from the inside! Hurry! Before Rubberduckzilla comes to eat you!

Hmm...would you wear the Smelly Chicken Suit instead!? I don't know what else to do!

(It's from Tarboy. One of the best Flash Movies...ever. The character is the evil corporate guy. Here's a link to the movie- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/509092)

Hmm...Try wearing this *Gives steak suit* This will protect you from the SEERING PAIN AND TORMENT(...for a short time anyway).
But Rubberduckzilla will try to eat you like a tasty treat!

(PS- I need an opinion. What do you think of my new profile pic?)

We throw you in! Your chocolate cornet eating powers can close the Void...ad you could possibly survive! (or be torn apart...or be eaten by Zombies...or crushed by Rubberduckzilla).

nothing much just being normal me by playing Zelda ^^

GAH! All of humanity's nightmares are emerging from the oid to destroy the world! Wait a sec... I have an idea