Oh yeah...well. I will be soon. *uses time machine* Now, to tell everyone in ancient times that I am their master!
That'll mean, all future people will belive that too...or maybe not.
Okay! *begins to play Carmelldansen but stops halfway* Hmm...this Ocarina seems to be worth quite a bit of money...I could sell it, and use the money to build a Time Machine!
Oh wait. That's pretty pointless.
*Travels back in time anyway*