Would You Rather

[Triforce Ballad]

BACON
WYR be Bacon or Bacon

 

[RegalBryant]

No.

WYR be a unicorn or a fairy?

 

[Mido]

Unicorn, so I can use my horn to gore people!

Would you rather drink hot sauce or Zora Butt Water?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Compared to hot sauce, zora butt water doesn't sound that bad.

WYR have an iPhone or a Blackberry?

 

[Night Owl]

Blackberry, only because android isn't an option.

WYR A gamecube or philips cdi?

 

[Dragoncat]

Gamecube...

WYR lay an egg or have kidney stones?

 

[Night Owl]

Lay an egg.... Now that would be an awkward moment...

WYR be a moviestar or the unknown stunt double?

 

[Kirino]

Stunt double.

Would you rather burn down an orphanage or a nursing home?

 

[videogamenerd10]

(why such the hard decisions?) I guess an orphanage.

WYR live your life without knowing your parents or find out that your parents are psychopathic killers?

 

[Dragoncat]

Nursing home...I know this sounds terrible, but nursing home residents don't have much more left of their lives anyway, where as little orphans have their whole lives ahead of them.

Edit- Not know my parents.

WYR have Snooki as your mom or Honey Boo Boo as your sister?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I would rather have Snooki as my mom because if I had Honey Boo Boo as my sister, I would be constantly forced to be with her.

WYR be a hero or be a villain?

 

[Night Owl]

A hero, Villains never win.

WYR be Link or Link's invisible pack mule?

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Link. Too my knowlege link has no mule, so I don't want to not exist xD.
WYR be a cuccoo or a turkey?

 

[bspurka]

Chronic dancing!!1

WYR poop yourself in a Walmart or hang out with a dead body.

 

[videogamenerd10]

I think I would have a little more dignity hanging out with dead bodies

WYR drive a car or a motorcycle?