If I found either of them sleeping, I would probably end up doing something more juvenile, such as drawing things on thier foreheads (interpret the word "things" however you want). I would give Groose a haircut. I may end up with a cracked ribcage and a few broken limbs, but It'd be worth it. Besides, Lord Ghirahim would just kill me for doing something like that to him.
WYR hit Ganondorf in the face with a pie, or hit Lord Ghirahim in the face with a pie?