Why the person above you would be arrested

[Doctorzuko]

For looking at my avatar in the future of this thread

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For your hypnotic avatar.

 

[Doctorzuko]

For your sassy attitude

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Cause Link is my undoing.

 

[Doctorzuko]

Cuz nobody knows what an undoing is

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For not knowing it's a synonym for weakness.

 

[Doctorzuko]

For having a weakness

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For not having any at all.

 

[Zelda18]

For slow chatting

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For wanting my undivided attention.

 

[Doctorzuko]

For dividing your own attention

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For changing your avatar.

 

[Doctorzuko]

For not letting it slide quietly as I hoped you would

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For assuming I would let it slide quietly in the first place.

 

[Doctorzuko]

For not letting my assume things as the natural beast I am