Why the person above you would be arrested

[Blue Canary]

For posting while I wasn't here.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For actually being here. For once.

 

[Blue Canary]

For not realizing that my dad was using the TV.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For keeping me informed.

 

[Blue Canary]

For being a roast beef sandwich.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For making me hungry.

 

[Blue Canary]

For being hungry.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Cause I'm still lost in Link's eyes.

 

[Blue Canary]

For being lost in Link's eyes.

 

[Zelda18]

For being a night light.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Cause I'm all tingly inside.

 

[Zelda18]

For having an unnatural tingling inside yourself that may be dangerous to the general public.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For not realizing Link caused it.

 

[T. Strudel]

For not realizing that it was, in fact, Tingle that caused the tingling

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For not understanding that I only have eyes for Link.