Why the person above you would be arrested

[LinkIsSexy]

For being a ninja.

 

[Zelda18]

For not being a ninja.

 

[TheRockinStallion]

You are the 13th Zelda.

 

[HeroOfTime]

For not having a Zelda-related name on a Zelda forum site.

 

[Sweets]

For yelling in a silent room.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For stealing candy.

 

[onebizarrekai]

For turning into a yandere and going on a murder spree to kill all other Link fangirls.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Trying to convert people into otakus.

 

[HeroOfTime]

For having swag levels greater than or equal to my own (That's previously only been achieved by 27Hooray!)

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For being awesome.

 

[HeroOfTime]

For being jealous of a shield

 

[yozo67]

For telling Navi to go.

 

[HeroOfTime]

For not getting that that was a pokemon reference

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For assuming everyone plays Pokemon.

 

[Doc]

For not playing Pokemon