Why is the Person Above You Named That/How Does the Name Apply to Them?

[Blue Canary]

It's Milton but like Wilt from FHFIF.

 

[Pen]

Once there was a canary. It was a somewhat sad canary who used to play the blues. It was simply as blue canary.

 

[Blue Canary]

It's "Pending" but a name.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because you dyed a canary by mistake.

 

[Pen]

Because you're actual name is Linkisse Xy.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because you collect pens.

 

[Heroine of Winds]

Because you find Link sexy.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

(Yes, yes I do.)

Because you're Tetra reincarnatef.

 

[Blue Canary]

Because Link is sexy.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because you support canary awareness.

 

[Fraxinus]

Because Link is a fine male specimen.

 

[Wilton]

Because you actually are THE Lemmy Koopa IRL.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because you're a plant.

 

[Blue Canary]

Because you would think so.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because that's who you are. Mhmm.