Because of a Wizzrobe that lives in the Savage Land.
LinkIsSexy Kissing Link is like chocolate; rich and sweet. Joined Jun 20, 2014 Location Sucking Link's eartips. Gender Hylian Mar 17, 2015 #123 Cause you like purple jars.
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SavageWizzrobe Eating Link since 1987 Joined Jul 27, 2010 Location The Wind Temple Mar 18, 2015 #125 You live on the shore of Lake Kylie.
linkypete I am the very model of a modern major-general Joined Oct 1, 2012 Location Exactly where you would expect. Gender Attack Helicopter Mar 28, 2015 #126 You're ruthless and you teleport around a lot.
SavageWizzrobe Eating Link since 1987 Joined Jul 27, 2010 Location The Wind Temple Mar 29, 2015 #127 You always name Link "Pete" when you make a new file in any Zelda game.
Djinn and Tonic Joined Nov 29, 2010 Location The Flying Mobile Opression fortress Oct 10, 2015 #128 Because you Wizzed on your robe savagely, we all know.....all of us.... it was awful.
12345 Joined Apr 5, 2015 Mar 21, 2016 #129 Tried to type in "Finn" on a smartphone or a tablet and was far too intoxicated and lazy to fix the typographical error.
Tried to type in "Finn" on a smartphone or a tablet and was far too intoxicated and lazy to fix the typographical error.
DekuNut I play my drum for you Joined Jan 30, 2011 Location Tangent Universe Mar 26, 2016 #130 Because RWBY is a thing
12345 Joined Apr 5, 2015 May 10, 2016 #131 Was intrigued by this one excerpt from this video at the 2:33 mark.