Why is the Person Above You Named That/How Does the Name Apply to Them?

[Gemquarry]

After posting in the thread 'Where did you get your username from?' I got the idea that describing your own username could be fun and all, but what if someone else explained your username?

For a few examples, someone could say "You're called NobleStare because you can't stop looking at people in a noble and creepy way. You are also a stalker." Or "Your name is RedisNummy because your favorite color is red, and it is also your favorite food." Or "You're called NyanWan because you are a very conflicted person who wonders what the heck you really."

It's pretty much just a random game idea I had, so I don't really expect this to be going anywhere.

(BTW I have no idea if the names above are even real, they're just random).

 

[Terminus]

Someone move this to forum games

 

[Swordbomb]

You're named Gemquarry because your gems quarrel over the fact that they can't talk. Or move. Or live.

 

[Blue Canary]

Because you like Starbomb but think that stars are for girls and think swords are much cooler.

 

[Salem]

Because you're an actual chimera.

 

[Blue Canary]

Because you're actually the cat from that one show I forgot the name of.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Someone move this to forum games

You know reporting is a thing? You don't have to openly say that in a thread.

Just sayin

Anyways, on topic.

Because you're Chimera?

I don't know

 

[Blue Canary]

Because no one understands.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because you're an evil mastermind.

 

[Pen]

Because Link is pretty sexy.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because Link is pretty sexy.

Damn right he is. <3

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Because you're obsessed with Latin.

 

[onebizarrekai]

I sense a rabid fangirl.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Because you study water.

(And yes, I am a rabid Link fangirl, thank you.)

 

[Blue Canary]

I mean it's quite obvious isn't it? I mean I don't think you get more straightforward then that.

 

[Wilton]

Because the canary is blue!