Why Don't You Have Your Homework

[Celeboy]

I don't have my homework, because when I was fighting Gannondorf, I took it out of my magic pouch to search for my bow when he snached it up (thinking it was magic) and started reading it. I haven't got it back because he was too interested about trigonomotry and quadratic equations...

 

[Caeda]

Ganondorf stole it from me thinking it told him directions to Sacred Realm and burned it when he found out it wasn't.

Princesses don't need to do homework.

 

[Frigidblade]

I froze it several times while going through my freezer. I put it where the corn used to be.
I stabbed, and gave it freezer burn. XD

 

[Cabbage]

When I was fighting Ganon it fell out of my pocket, and I accidentally hit it with a light arrow.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

I thought it would initiate a trading sequence that I could get something really cool from... but it didn't.

 

[Cabbage]

When I was sailing to the Forsaken Fortress it blew away.

 

[SamuRaichu]

It was "accidentally" dropped into Dragon Roost Island's volcano.

 

[Cabbage]

When I was sailing, I accidentally pulled my homework out instead of my sea chart and got a new island marked on it. Will that count for social studies?

 

[SamuRaichu]

Yes, that will count.


It was eaten by Ganondorf's pet cucco.

 

[Hylian Knight]

I don't have my homework because

Epona crapped on it.

 

[SuperGleeok64]

Oh crud I left it in the Cave of Ordeals........floor 50..... No..... I will not fight my through ReDead, Skulltullas, 6 Darknuts, Poes, a room with Bulbin archers, purple chus (and a golden one) and 5 ReDead, a room that is an obvious trap, (if you don't don't know which one I'm talking about it is near the end of the cave..) some flying lizard people. I also don't want to go to the desert thank you.. Also I am broke from my last trip, so unless you can lend me 1000 rupees to power my magic armor than GO GET IT YOURSELF

 

[WW IsDa Bombchu]

Hey teach! Like my new sword? I got it yesterday. It's a Great Fairy sword! Still wanna ask where my homework is?

 

[Deniro]

didn't have the rupees to get it dechipered by tingle

 

[i-am-link]

I accidentally dropped it in the Zora River.

 

[insanity76]

I did it while I was in the Dark World, then when I returned to the Light World it transformed into a Zelda manga.