Recently I was chilling in the ZD discord when the subject surrounding virtual women came up(shocking).
People were talking about how Saria was really good and kind towards Link and I respectfully disagreed. When it comes to women in Zelda OOT I personally believe it comes down to two candidates, Zelda and Malon.
Here are my thoughts:
Fish girl:
I can't even remember her name but lets point out the obvious, she's a fish girl and looks ugly as hell and probably smells worse than a fish given how filthy water in general is. She's always very masculine personality wise which most men very attractive in a woman. Given that she and link are a different species these two would gel as well as a cup in a china house.
Saria:
I personally think she's the worse character in the entire game, both plot wise and design wise. She looks like a boy. Yeah you can show me fan art depicting her as more feminine but the official artwork is clear:
I dislike her hair colour too, green hair looks gross as ****. It also clashes with her clothes. Looks aside Saria wouldn't work out as she's the very essence of immaturity. Ocarina of time communicates a characters essence and personality through the usage of music. The Gorons theme is immature yet it is very powerful and you can sense great honor leaking from it. The windmill man mans theme is erratic, hectic and chaotic much like the man himself. Saria's theme is very childish and immature. The Ocarina she gives Link is immature in its ability, it is the child version of the Ocarina later given to Link.
Malon:
Dresses well, has a great singing voice and fits with Link best. I can see Link being a grown farmer sitting under the stars while Malon sings. Malons theme is very enchanting, mature, slow and beautiful. Malon doesn't get out much so the rush rush life of Hyrule hasn't corrupted her essence. She is kind gentle and effeminate. I personally think she is the greatest match.
Zelda:
Zelda has it all, money, fame, power. She has no need for Link, yes Link is the key to saving the world but everyone needs Link for that. In a sense Link is a mere tool in that such light. Zelda's theme is okay but nothing really special. Spying is something that cannot work in any relationship and we all saw for ourselves that Zelda is a peeping tom. I don't think she would work well with Link in a relationship.
Anyway those were my thoughts, what about you forum dwellers? Who would best be suited for Link?
People were talking about how Saria was really good and kind towards Link and I respectfully disagreed. When it comes to women in Zelda OOT I personally believe it comes down to two candidates, Zelda and Malon.
Here are my thoughts:
Fish girl:
I can't even remember her name but lets point out the obvious, she's a fish girl and looks ugly as hell and probably smells worse than a fish given how filthy water in general is. She's always very masculine personality wise which most men very attractive in a woman. Given that she and link are a different species these two would gel as well as a cup in a china house.
Saria:
I personally think she's the worse character in the entire game, both plot wise and design wise. She looks like a boy. Yeah you can show me fan art depicting her as more feminine but the official artwork is clear:
I dislike her hair colour too, green hair looks gross as ****. It also clashes with her clothes. Looks aside Saria wouldn't work out as she's the very essence of immaturity. Ocarina of time communicates a characters essence and personality through the usage of music. The Gorons theme is immature yet it is very powerful and you can sense great honor leaking from it. The windmill man mans theme is erratic, hectic and chaotic much like the man himself. Saria's theme is very childish and immature. The Ocarina she gives Link is immature in its ability, it is the child version of the Ocarina later given to Link.
Malon:
Dresses well, has a great singing voice and fits with Link best. I can see Link being a grown farmer sitting under the stars while Malon sings. Malons theme is very enchanting, mature, slow and beautiful. Malon doesn't get out much so the rush rush life of Hyrule hasn't corrupted her essence. She is kind gentle and effeminate. I personally think she is the greatest match.
Zelda:
Zelda has it all, money, fame, power. She has no need for Link, yes Link is the key to saving the world but everyone needs Link for that. In a sense Link is a mere tool in that such light. Zelda's theme is okay but nothing really special. Spying is something that cannot work in any relationship and we all saw for ourselves that Zelda is a peeping tom. I don't think she would work well with Link in a relationship.
Anyway those were my thoughts, what about you forum dwellers? Who would best be suited for Link?