What Happens Next?

[Blue Canary]

Everyone freaks out and an unneccecary apocolypse starts.

Obama turns into a dolphin. WHN?

 

[linkypete]

A tax is passed on all non-aquatic mammals that takes all their belongings.

Nothing happens. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

Nothing happens again.

Taco Bell puts something on their menu with ghost chilis, the hottest peppers in the world, in it. WHN?

 

[Big Octo]

This just in: Taco Bell's CEO, Satan, speaks out about the ghost pepper concern.

A new study reveals that ramen provides any consumer with super powers. WHN

 

[Dragoncat]

My brother can now fly, and I'm stuck on the ground because I hate the taste of ramen.

Shrek becomes real and manages to win a presidential election. WHN?

 

[linkypete]

Then the democrats have a real team mascot that talks.

You trip on the stairs. WHN?

 

[43ForceGems]

I break my wrist trying to catch my fall and our insurance is stupid and doesn't pay for my surgery so we have to live on the streets

There is no more meat. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

There are no more animals and vegans become rulers of the world.

TP Link falls asleep in wolf form. WHN?

 

[linkypete]

He wakes up naked in telma's bar.

Dobby comes into your room. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

I give him a sock lol...

A time machine is invented. WHN?

 

[43ForceGems]

I go back in time to like... 50 different awesome times and makes sure I change absolutely nothing

A genie appears and says he'll give you one wish. WHN?

 

[linkypete]

I wish that I knew what to wish for...

you get a really big sword.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

I go and kill all the terrorists and become crazed with power because one of them had a Death Note. Soon after making "my perfect world" I end up dying.

You get mah Death Note.

 

[Sirmat]

I'd probably kill myself thinking the book was a school book.

Fire stops existing. WHN?

 

[Dragoncat]

Now we have to pay heater bills in winter at my house because our woodburning stove will no longer work without fire existing.

The missing Malaysia Airlines plane is found on Gilligan's Island. WHN?