Pre-Heat pot to 450 degrees
add the following ingredients
1 cinnamon stick
4 leaves of Mint
1 Human Skull (pressed)
1 squirt squid ink
2 pts monkey blood
1 live chicken
3 oz brimstone
1 or more of the following:
pyridoxine hydrochloride,
zinc oxide, yellow 8,
mine mononitrate and BHA
- Boil 5 gallons of water at OVER 9,000 degrees for six and a half minutes.
- Put an Oreo in the water while it's still boiling.
- Cut the head off a live turkey and place it into a medium-sized plastic bag full of nutmeg.
- Sneeze into the bag and dump it all into the boiling water.
- Make chocolate milk in a bowl.
- Put a bag of frozen Ramon noodles in the Chocolate milk bowl and heat them up in a microwave for 2-2.5 minutes.
- Add all the salt you have into that bowl, you can't have too much.
- mix the bowl with an electric spoon for thirty seconds.
- Dump the bowl into the pot of boiling water.
- Remove the boiling water from the heat source.
- Tie up your first born male and place him into the pot of water.
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- Optional cherry juice for flavor.
- Grandma's Soup!
It's very simple, Find a pot.. Heat it up, Throw in some grass and (very rare) Rito feathers.
After the ingriedients burst into flames pour ''Innocent Great Fairy Tears'' onto the yellow substance.. And TA-DA! you have a delicious soup that will make your grandchild invincible.
1. In a large toilet bowl, mix the following:
- 1 cup Dog Sh**
- 3 tbsp. Bone Meal
- 1 pint Leftover Sweat
2. Bake at 900 Degrees until you remember it's in there.
3. Boil 2 pints of (Recycled) Dirty Bath Water in rusty pot.
4. Crumble the result of step 2 and dump into pot.
5. Let simmer for 3 days, stirring occasionally with a moldy slice of cheese.
6. Add Milk that's 3 Years past it's Expiration Date.
7. Burn until thickened.
8. Enjoy!