What Does Grandma Really Put in Her Soup.

[Wisdom Triforce]

What does she put in there giant octo? what makes it taste so good
(funny answers only please)

 

[Byrne]

Lets see....... A dead miniblin, twelve Big Octo eyeballs, and a piece of Ganon poop!

 

[Ice Sage]

4 heaping pounds of freshly ground plankton.

. ..

 

[Storm]

A SPONGE!
[BREAK]DAVE THE BARBARIAN THE DARK LORD CHUCKLES THE SILLY PIGGY[/BREAK]

 

[Irishmile]

Pre-Heat pot to 450 degrees
add the following ingredients

1 cinnamon stick
4 leaves of Mint
1 Human Skull (pressed)
1 squirt squid ink
2 pts monkey blood
1 live chicken
3 oz brimstone
1 or more of the following:
pyridoxine hydrochloride,
zinc oxide, yellow 8,
mine mononitrate and BHA

Let bubble over low flame until thickened.

 

[Blendercat]

Add one Creeper, a pinch of gunpowder, and a generous blockful of TNT

 

[Emma]

It's comprised entirely of fairies and fairy dust. With water. Heated over a flame for three hours.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

- Boil 5 gallons of water at OVER 9,000 degrees for six and a half minutes.
- Put an Oreo in the water while it's still boiling.
- Cut the head off a live turkey and place it into a medium-sized plastic bag full of nutmeg.
- Sneeze into the bag and dump it all into the boiling water.
- Make chocolate milk in a bowl.
- Put a bag of frozen Ramon noodles in the Chocolate milk bowl and heat them up in a microwave for 2-2.5 minutes.
- Add all the salt you have into that bowl, you can't have too much.
- mix the bowl with an electric spoon for thirty seconds.
- Dump the bowl into the pot of boiling water.
- Remove the boiling water from the heat source.
- Tie up your first born male and place him into the pot of water.
- ??????????
- Optional cherry juice for flavor.
- Grandma's Soup!

 

[Ronin]

Ordon pumpkins and goat cheese.

 

[PK Love Omega]

The Soup Is A Lie.

Wait a second, it's yellow, too. And a human makes it. And it's fresh.....

e.e

 

[Zorth]

Grandma's Soup Recipe.. (For Triforce Kids ONLY!)

It's very simple, Find a pot.. Heat it up, Throw in some grass and (very rare) Rito feathers.
After the ingriedients burst into flames pour ''Innocent Great Fairy Tears'' onto the yellow substance.. And TA-DA! you have a delicious soup that will make your grandchild invincible.

 

[RegalBryant]

Shrooms, man...(30300303030303030)

 

[i-am-link]

Grandma's Delicious 'N Nutritious Soup

1. In a large toilet bowl, mix the following:
- 1 cup Dog Sh**
- 3 tbsp. Bone Meal
- 1 pint Leftover Sweat
2. Bake at 900 Degrees until you remember it's in there.
3. Boil 2 pints of (Recycled) Dirty Bath Water in rusty pot.
4. Crumble the result of step 2 and dump into pot.
5. Let simmer for 3 days, stirring occasionally with a moldy slice of cheese.
6. Add Milk that's 3 Years past it's Expiration Date.
7. Burn until thickened.
8. Enjoy!

 

[RegalBryant]

Crack babies, and sewage, and a single hair from Chuck Norris' beard or Mr.T's mohawk.

 

[xmajorax]

Hmm.

Antifreeze. And lots of kindness.