I need a shave, but I'm tempted to let it grow.
Let it groooow. Let it groooooow. ♪
You'll look a lot manlieeeer♪
You shouldn't care what anyone saaaaays ♪
You'll look a lot more manly anyway ♪
I'm a relatively private guy irl. I'm really quiet, introverted. I've been told I'm extremely reserved and mysterious. As such, I am prone to many a rumor all-around but particularly at work. The latest rumor that was started about me is...some of my coworkers think I'm a male exotic dancer. Yeeeah. I dunno how this one got started, but it might have something to do with the fact that I got a second job a few weeks ago. The only person that knows about is my boss, on a account of my having to tell her as per the rules. She also knows
what my second job is (hardlines merchandiser/cashier at KMart). With that being said, I hate to assume, but it seems to me that she might've started the rumor. Uuugh. I dunno. Eff my life.