The Situation Game: What'll Happen to You?

[Zeldawolfsheik]

Look at the three incoming natural disasters. Weigh your options and kill the butterfly for the flashlight. This time, Din sends you to the hell of Zelda.

 

[Katelynn]

. . . .This isn't supposed to have Hyrule related anything in here. . . just, modern day stuff. . .

START OVER!

 

[Zeldawolfsheik]

What? I mean we can put a little? It is a zelda website!

 

[Katelynn]

Um, yeah but my game isn't Zelda related. . .

 

[Zeldawolfsheik]

Fine, I walk into a bar and ask for some goat's mailk. They give me beer without my knowing and later in the night i....

 

[Raindrop14]

Get into a car and crash it! You have died, what next?

 

[Zeldawolfsheik]

I head down. (predictably) And it is freezing. I ask the devil why and he says
'Saints won the super bowl!"

You can only be cajun to laugh at this.

 

[Raindrop14]

Then he says, "You are free to go!" I go back to earth and start a new life.

 

[pizzavato]

you start as a dirty, homeless teenage girl who lives in the sewers, near you is the exit to the sewers, a wrench, a super saiyan looking for a fight, and there's 2$ on the rotten sewage.

 

[Zeldawolfsheik]

Bop that Saiyan with a wrench and run run away.

 

[jstar]

you start as a dirty, homeless teenage girl who lives in the sewers, near you is the exit to the sewers, a wrench, a super saiyan looking for a fight, and there's 2$ on the rotten sewage.

I didn't know super saiyans still existed.

You climb up the ladder of the sewer and into the blinding lights of ... drumroll... LAS VEGAS!!!

 

[Raindrop14]

Then you are arrested by the cops for no reason. You are now in the slammer, what do you do?

 

[Zeldawolfsheik]

I am hungry, and steal all the food i can get.

 

[pizzavato]

the cops catch you and chase you, you are now in the parking lot empty handed, there is a police car with the keys inside, a motorcycle which is faster but low on gas, and a buff guy with a bad*** sword

 

[Big Octo]

Use the keys from the motorcycle to stab the buff guy in the temple and then take his sword.