The Official Legend of Zelda Timeline Has Been Updated

[Triforce King]

My only question if she is forced to wear that ridiculous jumpsuit how does she bathe or go to the bathroom? Or does the jumpsuit take care of all that? if so why would you want to be wearing anything else? YOu can wear other clothes ontop of them so no one notices........ Christ TFH had more plotholes than a haunted house from nightmare on elm street.

I thought about that too. TFH is definitely an enigma.

 

[ZeldaOLOgist]

So I just gonna go ahead and read too much into this.
Let's assume both timelines are cannon
If you drop this timeline on top of the hystoria version it makes more sense but not any less insulting. But if u drop the current remakes on top of the timeline then you input ALBW in the empty "-" spot of the hystoria noted after "the sealing war" and in the update in the similar left shoulder it says the sages are sealed. If we put ALBW there then that leaves a TW prequel or a SS sequel for the last two "-" marks in the book and timeline placement.

I think ill move forward thinking this until more info is revealed.
So it doesn't replace the current timeline just showing what they've done and in what order maybe as a clue to the next title

 

[VitaTempusN92]

My only question if she is forced to wear that ridiculous jumpsuit how does she bathe or go to the bathroom? Or does the jumpsuit take care of all that? if so why would you want to be wearing anything else? YOu can wear other clothes ontop of them so no one notices........ Christ TFH had more plotholes than a haunted house from nightmare on elm street.

1) That's the whole point as to how and why her wearing a cursed jumpsuit is a problem for her and everyone in Hytopia. She can't take the outfit off at all by any means, so she can't bathe, shower, or go to the bathroom. I cursed to suffer in a suit that lead her into being so filthy and disgusting that she had to lock herself up. Though, for some reason, she would attempt to sneak out of the castle to see how her people were doing and to root for her hero.

2) She can't! The suit is cursed and magical remember? Any other clothes would probably just dissolve and disappear or maybe just make her suit look more ugly by merging with the suit and changing into a new uglier addition to the suit.

And honestly, if she could clothes on top, she probably would have been able to wear another dress on top, with a wig on her head. But then there's still the probably that she is still forced to suffer with smelling bad due to forced poor hygiene. And TFH may have still needed to happen anyways.

 

[Nocturnesthesia]

TFH is a fourth timeline split where the royal lineage intermarries with the Kardashians and everyone starts sniffing a lot of glue.

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

I love how more than half of them are remakes.

honestly,the only original game there is skyward sword
......oh and tri force..yeah