SheikahWarrior
Randomus Pervertus
- Joined
- May 13, 2010
- Location
- Brittland
The four swords gang, plus my OC! I WILL FINISH THIS ONE! I SWEAR TO THE GODDESSES!
Chapter 1
Link and Zelda were out in the field behind her castle. She hitched up her skirts to walk over a mud puddle, but the silk got splattered anyway 'LIIIIIIIINK!' she screamed, despite the fact that he was standing 5 feet away from her. He sighed 'What is it now princess?' He didn't like the princess terribly much, but considering her father was the ruler of the land of Hyrule he really did NOT want to get on her bad side. 'MY DRESS IS ALL MUDDY! LETS GO BACK TO THE CASTLE!' 'But Princess Zel-' 'NO BUTS! IF YOU DARE DISOBEY ME I WILL HAVE DADDY KICK YOU OUT THE KINGDOM! NOW CARRY ME BACK TO THE CASTLE LOWLY PEASANT!'
Link did as the princess wished and carried her to the castle 'CARRY ME TO MY BEDROOM! I CAN'T GET MUD ALL OVER THE 2 THOUSAND RUPEE CARPET! ARE YOU ******** OR SOMETHING!' Link dropped her on the floor
'WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, IDIO-'
'THATS IT! I'M SICK OF YOU! YOU SILLY, BRATTY, WHINEY, SNOBBY, PRISSY LITTLE-'
'GET OUT MY CASTLE! GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT! YOU FILTHY, BAD MANNERED, RUDE, SLOBBISH STREET RAT! YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IN HYRULE AGAIN, I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT, AND-'
Her rant was cut short as a figure apeared in front of them in a puff of smoke
'Is that really the way a princess talks to her subjects these days' He scoffed 'And to think that a brat like you could house the sacred light force, what a joke!'
Link stepped in front of the whimpering princess protectively, despite what had just taken place. 'Who are you!?' he asked, despite being just as scared as the princess 'What do you want with the princess!?' 'WHAT!? YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME!?' the figure asked, angrily. the smoke disapeared, revealing a boy who looked around 16. He had long silvery purple hair and skin and wore a tunic and floppy hat like Link's, but in a dark purple. His revealed left eye was crimson red, and he had a cresent shaped scar underneath 'ummmm, no, can't say I have..' said a very confused Link 'I AM VAATI! THE WIND MAGE!' 'ooooooh, wind, scaaaaaary!' Link remarked sarcasticly 'Oh boy, and I thought this was a real danger!'
'SILENCE MORTAL!' screamed Vaati 'PREPARE TO DIE!'
Look! Vaati apeared for no apparent reason! <.<
Chapter 1
Link and Zelda were out in the field behind her castle. She hitched up her skirts to walk over a mud puddle, but the silk got splattered anyway 'LIIIIIIIINK!' she screamed, despite the fact that he was standing 5 feet away from her. He sighed 'What is it now princess?' He didn't like the princess terribly much, but considering her father was the ruler of the land of Hyrule he really did NOT want to get on her bad side. 'MY DRESS IS ALL MUDDY! LETS GO BACK TO THE CASTLE!' 'But Princess Zel-' 'NO BUTS! IF YOU DARE DISOBEY ME I WILL HAVE DADDY KICK YOU OUT THE KINGDOM! NOW CARRY ME BACK TO THE CASTLE LOWLY PEASANT!'
Link did as the princess wished and carried her to the castle 'CARRY ME TO MY BEDROOM! I CAN'T GET MUD ALL OVER THE 2 THOUSAND RUPEE CARPET! ARE YOU ******** OR SOMETHING!' Link dropped her on the floor
'WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, IDIO-'
'THATS IT! I'M SICK OF YOU! YOU SILLY, BRATTY, WHINEY, SNOBBY, PRISSY LITTLE-'
'GET OUT MY CASTLE! GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT! YOU FILTHY, BAD MANNERED, RUDE, SLOBBISH STREET RAT! YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IN HYRULE AGAIN, I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT, AND-'
Her rant was cut short as a figure apeared in front of them in a puff of smoke
'Is that really the way a princess talks to her subjects these days' He scoffed 'And to think that a brat like you could house the sacred light force, what a joke!'
Link stepped in front of the whimpering princess protectively, despite what had just taken place. 'Who are you!?' he asked, despite being just as scared as the princess 'What do you want with the princess!?' 'WHAT!? YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME!?' the figure asked, angrily. the smoke disapeared, revealing a boy who looked around 16. He had long silvery purple hair and skin and wore a tunic and floppy hat like Link's, but in a dark purple. His revealed left eye was crimson red, and he had a cresent shaped scar underneath 'ummmm, no, can't say I have..' said a very confused Link 'I AM VAATI! THE WIND MAGE!' 'ooooooh, wind, scaaaaaary!' Link remarked sarcasticly 'Oh boy, and I thought this was a real danger!'
'SILENCE MORTAL!' screamed Vaati 'PREPARE TO DIE!'
Look! Vaati apeared for no apparent reason! <.<