The Escalating Items Game

[Reaca]

Then Einstein kills the Romans.

 

[Rytex]

The Nazis forced Einstein to leave.

GODWIN'S LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[biggoron_sword]

America told the Nazis to go die.

 

[Big Octo]

I make people stop talking about Nazis before somebody gets offended.

 

[Reaca]

An excitebike runs over Big Octo.

 

[Big Octo]

Reek-A falls out the window.

 

[Rytex]

A baseball from the street hit by a bunch of neighborhood kids playing street baseball shatters said window.

 

[Reaca]

A creeper from Minecraft blows up the baseball.

 

[Storm]

the creeper falls down the moat me and a friend made, and dies from the height diffence

 

[Big Octo]

You all die because the Moon from Majora's Mask took a dump.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

um.uh.er.uh. the giants toss da dump leftovers from the moon into the moons face, causing the moon to hurtle to jupiter and get crushed? (i couldnt think of anything!!!)

 

[Rytex]

Sephiroth uses Super Nova, which blows right through Jupiter, causing it to explode. Only one person could possibly beat Sephiroth, and it is NOT Cloud. No, this person came before him, and he accomplished his goal of World Domination/Ruin.

That's right readers. Only Kefka could possibly beat Sephiroth right now.

 

[Rytex]

Bump. An Kefka beats Sephiroth.

Who beats Kefka?

 

[i-am-link]

Squall kills Kefka. (Yay Squall.)

 

[Storm]

Cloud beats Squall Leonheart.
[break]damn you extreme. if i hear more than words one more times i'll go postal[/break]