The Escalating Items Game

[Mellow Ezlo]

An rogue asteroid gets in the comet's path and causes it to explode upon collision.

 

[Storm]

A black hole eats the Asteroid

 

[Nicolai]

Hawking comes up with Hawking Radiation, which dissipates the black hole.

...I think. Is that how Hawking Radiation works?

 

[Doc]

A good scientist disproves that Hawking Radiation can even do that, discrediting it.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

A creationist tosses a bible at the scientist's head

 

[Storm]

Fossils disprove the creationist, and a fire burns the Bible

 

[Nicolai]

Humans use the fossils as fuel.

 

[MegaPod]

Some Daleks exterminate the humans.

 

[Stormageden747]

Gaben strikes down the Daleks with the Steam Summer Sale.

 

[Storm]

Valve goes bankrupt because Inflation was too much

 

[MegaPod]

The Federal Reserve enforces monetary policies to control the inflation.

 

[Stormageden747]

The Federal Reserve gets removed by Trump.

 

[Storm]

The Federal Reserve gets removed by Trump.

Youre out. Trump was already used

 

[MegaPod]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz' Amnesia-inator erases Storm's memory of Trump already being used. (maybe if you want to avoid repetition, at least limit the restriction to a page or so? Just a thought)

 

[Stormageden747]

Perry blows it up using his glare.