I had a fairy, so I become revived and I hit SwiftestPhantom in the head with the Megaton Hammer and it kills you. I then pick up the cookie and go into hiding.
Owwwww! Well, I survived the blow and I find your hiding spot and I stab you in heart, killing you, and I again take the cookie! Team PhantomLink has the cookie!!
You only think you killed me, but my heart is on the other side.
When you leave, I shoot an arrow through your head and you drop down dead THIS time and I take the cookie.
Team Triforce resists the power of stupidity and manages to take the cookie by way of ropes, harpoons, and a sprinkle of fairy dust! ( don't ask about the fairy dust..... it's random)