Take The Cookie!

[Zelway]

I got a restraining order for you to stay away from the cookie.

Since you can't be near the cookie, I take the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I send a herd of angry man-eating goats after you, and they kill you. I take the cookie.. I CLAIM THIS COOKIE!!!

 

[Cabbage]

I put on a Justin Beaber mask and show my face to you. You immedeadly die. I take the cookie.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I come back from the dead and haunt you untill you give me the cookie!! I HAS COOKIE!

 

[Linknmike]

I take TP ganondorf's sword, dip it in lava until it's white hot, stab you with it, and take the cookie from your bubbling corpse. TEH COOKIE BE MINE!

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(you stole mah sword! )
*comes back again, blasting you with my rocket-launcher and again taking the cookie! I HAS COOKIE!

 

[Cabbage]

I slap you with a gigantic venus fly trap. It noms your face off. I take the cookie.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

D:
*I come back as a vampire and suck your blood, then i take the poisonous cookie yet again! I CLAIM THY COOKIE!!!

 

[Zelway]

I come back to life from the herd of angry man-eating goats and I stab a stake through your chest and take the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

I walk in wanting the cookie. GIMME TEH COOKIE!!!!!! *i send a army of hollows and they attack you and i grad teh cookie* Nyyyya teh cookie issh mine :3

 

[Celeboy]

I chant a string of magic that makes you freeze to the spot with fear... then out of the shadows come a huge battilion of MELYNX AND FELYNE!!! The batter you down to the ground and pass the cookie over to me... I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Oh owwie!!!! *get up aand limps after and calls a bird and it gives the cookie to me.* I dont DIE that easy now haha.

 

[Celeboy]

Hmm... you're one tough cookie...(lol) Well, for that I will have to give you a lecture about the quantum state of matter around a black hole and the main pricaples of Schrodingers Cat...*I bore you to sleep and steal the cookie* Mine once again, I yell triumphantly!!!

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

*wakes up* so i fell asleep *when your not looking i take the cookie and warp far far away* MINE!!!!!

 

[Celeboy]

Unluckily for you I swapped that cookie for a fake one and warped the same distance you warped, but in the opposite direction...
It is still mine!