Take The Cookie!

[Ninten*]

I took the cookie, tossed it into a volcano, then used a wormhole to travel and to get the cookie before penguinboy82 got it. I then came back to the present and hid the cookie on another planet for now. I CLAIM THE COOKIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Dr3W21]

That planet was Mistyka, a planet I made up. I know every inch of the place, so I found you, shot you in the foot with an M1 Grand, and took the cookie as you cringed in pain.

 

[Cabbage]

I start singing the never ending song until your ears bleed out. I take the cookie once more.

 

[Dr3W21]

My ears bled back in because I listened to Bleed it Out by Linkin Park and since my ears were already bled out it bled them back in and gave me the magical ability to summon cookies.
I summoned the cookie and left.

 

[Zelway]

I convinced you that someone was going to take the cookie.

I then had you give me the cookie for protection.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cabbage]

I mad now.
I get a water gun and shoot you in the eye. You drop the cookie, I has da cookie.

 

[penguinboy82]

I put on the song that you like, and you start dancing. You are throwing your hands in the air, and the cookie flies into outer space. Appearently, the planet we're on has 0-grav. Now the cookie is floating aimlessly in space. Someone must go get it. I'm not in the mood for cookies.

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I jump into outer-space and grab the cookie, then hide on some far-away distant planet!

 

[Cabbage]

I grab a mass of space rocks and chuck them at you. The cookie flies out of your hands, and I catch the cookie.

 

[Zelway]

I get a mob of people to take you down and I take the cookie.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Caeda]

I hit you with the Master Sword and steal the cookie!

 

[Cabbage]

I hit you with a light arrow and steal the cookie.

 

[Caeda]

You only hit me in the arm, so I ambush you and take the cookie once more! Then I run away and hide it and go home because I don't want to be maimed for life (but I will be back...).

 

[Zelway]

I saw where you hid the cookie and, of course, I take it.

I HAVE THE COOKIE!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You agree to trade your cookie for a brownie.

I take the cookie!