Game Thread Super Lonk 64

[Gorozoron]

Narrator: I recommend you use skill and strategy to smoke out the bokoblins
View attachment 45657: Nah just throw spears at em

(Using a sprite for Mr. L)

Happy mask salesman : Okay * Pulls out a dozen bunny hoods * wear these

 

[InsaneBlathers]

Wario: Quest 1 it is! *Jumps into the mural*

*Waluigi kidnaps Wario*
: The camps north guys... guys?

 

[Gorozoron]

*Waluigi kidnaps Wario*
View attachment 45662: The camps north guys... guys?

Happy mask salesman : Where's Wario?

 

[InsaneBlathers]

Happy mask salesman : Where's Wario?

: Hm...
*Mr. L looks around and Waluigi snatches the mask salesman while he is looking away*
: Wait WHAT THE-

 

[Gorozoron]

View attachment 45663: Hm...
*Mr. L looks around and Waluigi snatches the mask salesman while he is looking away*
View attachment 45663: Wait WHAT THE-

* The Salesman Shoves a bomb mask onto Waluigi's face and detonates it *

 

[InsaneBlathers]

*Waluigi goes Ultra Instinct mode teleports everyone into Waluigi Pinball*
: Waaa!

 

[Gorozoron]

*Waluigi goes Ultra Instinct mode teleports everyone into Waluigi Pinball*
View attachment 45665: Waaa!

Happy mask salesman : You little * He shakes Waluigi to unconsciousness and throws him into the sky the salesman puts on a bunny hood climbs up a bumper and jumps high and slams Waluigi into the ground by shoving a mask into the purple man's face *

 

[InsaneBlathers]

Happy mask salesman : You little * He shakes Waluigi to unconsciousness and throws him into the sky the salesman puts on a bunny hood climbs up a bumper and jumps high and slams Waluigi into the ground by shoving a mask into the purple man's face *

: You should have gone for the moustache...
*Warps away*
Narrator: Bonus Quest: Escape Waluigi Pinball

 

[Gorozoron]

View attachment 45666: You should have gone for the moustache...
*Warps away*
Narrator: Bonus Quest: Escape Waluigi Pinball

Happy mask salesman : Alright * He runs in a circle with two bunny hoods and rips apart time space and teleports *

 

[InsaneBlathers]

Narrator: Ok fine have it your way
*retcons the last 10 or so posts*
*also nerfs the mask salesman*
Narrator: Go on with your day.

 

[Gorozoron]

Narrator: Ok fine have it your way
*retcons the last 10 or so posts*
*also nerfs the mask salesman*
Narrator: Go on with your day.

* Salesman dashes towards Waluigi with his bunny hood and chokes him *

 

[InsaneBlathers]

* Salesman dashes towards Waluigi with his bunny hood and chokes him *

: Waah! Such insolence! I have been sent by Ganon to give you a warning! Turn back now! Lonk must not be rescued! But besides, you'll need to get hundreds of shards to reach Ganon! Wahahahaha!
*poofs away*

 

[Gorozoron]

View attachment 45669: Waah! Such insolence! I have been sent by Ganon to give you a warning! Turn back now! Lonk must not be rescued! But besides, you'll need to get hundreds of shards to reach Ganon! Wahahahaha!
*poofs away*

Happy mask salesman : D*MN IT I don't care I'm going to get my revenge on Lonk and I need to save Lonk to do that

 

[InsaneBlathers]

Happy mask salesman : D*MN IT I don't care I'm going to get my revenge on Lonk and I need to save Lonk to do that

*Waluigi uses his powers of waaa to poof away the salesmans masks. All of them*

 

[Dark Boo]

*Waluigi kidnaps Wario*
View attachment 45662: The camps north guys... guys?

<Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s overpowered>