Story Time Yaay!!!

[onidarklink2]

But then ODL snuck up behind him with a folding knife and put an end to his life.

 

[zellinkda]

Little did they know that zellinkda was watching the insanity on a TV at Target

 

[RedDekuScrub]

Suddenly Red Deku Scrub came out of some Walmart Wreckage and fired a fiery Deku Nut at the Sky Signaling the Deku Palace Royal Guard...

 

[onidarklink2]

Little did zellinkda know I planted detonation bombs in the TV that went off as he was watching it; they soon went off, gravely injuring him.

 

[RedDekuScrub]

The Deku Royal Guard finally arrived and took over Walmart making it there Summer Training Grounds.... THE END

 

[onidarklink2]

But ODL escaped the overthrown Walmart, taking as many combat supplies as he could, and plotted to retake the Walmart.

 

[Ice Sage]

Ice Sage grew tired of this story and blew up that planet and for good measure, the rest of the universe. THE END

 

[Links Brother]

Their once was a large tree that sprouted Red Deku Scurbs

 

[zellinkda]

those red deku scrubs believed that they could fly

 

[Ice Sage]

So they all came to Death Mountain and jumped off of the cliff there in unison.

 

[onidarklink2]

They somehow landed safely but later got ran over by a rolling Goron.

 

[Ice Sage]

And that's how our chef Goro-Gourmet had discovered the secret ingredient to his highly acclaimed deku soup. THE END

 

[onidarklink2]

Once upon a time, some guy named ODL went on a quest to try and stop Ice Sage from abruptly ending all the stories.

 

[Ice Sage]

And he failed miserably. THE END (I couldn't resist.)

EDIT: Okay okay... Ice Sage, stupidly going against what he should have done, ran away to start a chase to lengthen this story.

 

[Byrne]

Once upon a time, there was a suckish game called "Hey It's mister pants"
It was a poorly made puzzle game that had a bloated man in his red underwear in the background.