I just want to take some time to acknowledge the
most diabolical enemy in this game. They wander around Skyloft making cute noises and following you around. There's a particularly large . . . flock? of them on the left side of the Statue of the Goddess. I believe Fi notes something along the lines of "can become aggressive at night," but since A.)It was a while before it occurred to me to ask Fi and B.)I'm still convinced Fi's voice over is Glados backwards and don't trust her, this is what first went through my mind about these things.
Ok, so you first meet one of these things in Skyloft, and they are flippin
adorable. They make the cutest noises and follow you around whilst mewing like a little kitteh!! Then you get your slingshot out to get into Beedle's Airshop and this thing just freaks out and goes and hides in a corner like the scared innocent Remlit it is (scared, innocent Remlit-- oxymoron?)!! So you put away your slingshot and go all "Oh, Im sorry little thing!! I didn't mean to scare you!" so it's huge ears just pop back out looking SO cute and you feel better. Then you have to go do whatever, maybe the Skyview Temple, so you have to leave it. So then later you finish the temple and you find out this little girl was taken away by a monster
(Oh nooooes!) and after you gain enough info, you go to get her! On the way you find that adorable litle Remlit from earlier!! Except this time it's eyes are red and it tries to flippin
attack you! You then realize that the whole adorable creature act was just a hoax to get it to trust you!! You immediately feel stupid for ever falling for it. So you attack this evil thing back, not once but twice!! It takes but two hits for it to realize that you are a more skilled fighter than it and it doesn't stand a chance. So what does it do?? It goes all "im just a pitiful little animal, why would you hurt me like that
!? *goes and runs and hides in a corner whilst making some of the most dang pitiful noises you've ever heard*" And for a second you fall for it, feeling bad for the thing, and pick it up only to have it attack you again!! You realize that it
betrayed you, and you go run after it to attack it again. After a couple sword slashes, you realize that it CAN'T BE KILLED (Its like the children from the Elder Scrolls!) and you resort to the one thing left-- chucking it off the edge. So you do that and are thinking "Gosh, finally, that thing's gone" when you realize how wrong you are. Because it came back. Flying.
With it's flippin EARS. You then decide you don't like these things.
So, what are your experiences with Remlits, do you have a different opinion of them?? Please share
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