Person above you gets banned for username

[Malon]

It's simple.
Think of something wrong with the person above you's username.
I'll start with:Banned for not existing, thus not having a username.
Next, do me!

 

[TheGreatCthulhu]

Banned for not being Talon.

 

[OGSniper]

Banned for being Great.

 

[Malon]

Banned for shooting people

 

[OGSniper]

Banned for being related to Talon.

 

[Malon]

Banned for being original

 

[OGSniper]

Banned for using someone else's name.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Banned for not using a pistol

 

[OGSniper]

Banned for swimming in the ocean.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Banned because Ganondorf and all depictions are forbidden since the rule of Hyrule in the year of our Link 2024.

 

[Malon]

Banned for causing too many conspiracies.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Banned because Epona’s Song is stuck in my head…
Get it out!

 

[Malon]

Eh heh hem....

FAB FAB FAB EB!!!!!!

 

[Daku Rinku]

Banned cuz.. Link should have married Malon when they grew up. Zelda just strings him along. XD

Wait why is that a reason to ban you?

Cuz.. it didn't happen. :p

 

[Malon]

Banned because I just realized you're an OOT ZELINKER!!!!!!