General Zelda NPC/villain Nicknames

[Dragoncat]

So yeah, there was a thread awhile back that asked what names you call the villains. Pretty much the same here, only with NPCs added.

Ganondorf = Dorfy Dorf, G Dorf
Ghirahim = Lady Gaga
Ruto = Princess Annoying Pants
King Zora = Fatty Fat Fat
Pipit = Pip
Nabooru = Cougar

 

[Zorth]

good npc: good guy
bad npc: bad guy
enemy npc that takes a while to kill: boss
fat npc: fat guy

 

[Ventus]

Link: My Nyuggah
Zelda: Stupid
Ganondorf: G-man, Cannondorf, Stork, Cannondork, Ganondork, big baddie, etc.
Bellum: Cheese
Demise: Cheese
Ghirahim: Stupid
Saria: My Girlfriend
Cremia: mmm qimme dat
Ruto: Fish Queen
Nabooru: Oldie
Nayru: fyne
Rauru: Ollld Maaaan
Groose: Rival
Impa (Young, SS): *****

There are a lot more.

 

[Shadsie]

Midna - Paperclip

Navi - "SHUT UP!" or.. "Bug."

Ghirahim - Captain Yaoi

Karane - Girl whose name I can never spell right

Fi - Fidelis (though it's not really a nickname... it's a "full name" I give to her in fanfics meaning "faithful / loyal" ... since I think that's, in part, where her name came from).

 

[EmptyElegy]

Ganondorf: Ganondork, Ganny, evil king of evil
Phantom Ganon: Fanny Ganny, phantom dork
Ruto: Oh-no-not-you-again
Majora: Jora, Majjie
Groose: Goosey Groose
Ghirahim: Lord Debbie the Fabulous, diamond loving lunatic
Midna: Middy
Vaati: Purple haired weirdo

Okay I'm done. I couldn't think of any of my other nicknames for characters, so I'll just post this now, even though I know I'll probably think of more as soon as I do. XD

 

[tketle]

Aw man, I'm lame, I haven't got any

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

ghirahim:the demon ***
rusl's cucoo:chicken dude
niko:niko belic
ganondorf:.....ganon
ralph:ralph wiggum

Ghirahim - Captain Yaoi
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hahahahahaha,that's actually pretty good

 

[Salem]

Ganny or Ganondork for Ganon.

Akuma for Demise

Susan Sarandon or Sasha-Rasha ding-dong for Sahasrahla

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Ganondorf - Ganondork, Ganon, That thing, my sister (only in pig form)
Ruto - Ugly fish thing
Ilia - Stupid ugly *****
Telma - Meboobsta
Mido - Jerkface
Malo - Stupid baby
Talo - That kid with a skirt
Zelda (SS) - Holy ****
Impa (SS, present) - Granny
Groose - Crazy red-haired freak
Mia (night) - Casper (my old cat's name)
Anju - Hopelessly in love
Kafei - lolthatdudethatturnedintoakidlol

That's just a few O_O

 

[Dragoncat]

I too like Captain Yaoi for Ghirahim Why Paperclip for Midna?

 

[terminacarnival]

I have a long list

Old man-Merlin

Ganondorf-Mr.dr.prof.dragmire

Ghirahim-Michael Jackson

Majora's Incarnation-Crazy legs

Dude who teaches you the song of passing-Superman

Pirate dude with broken glasses-Bill gates

Beedle-Obama[Not racism,but an Inside joke that is the reason I have names for almost every wind waker character]

Salvatore-Capt. Kirk

Linebeck-Capt. Picard

Helmet Beedle-Mrs. obama

Tingle-Buddy the elf

Killer bees-Killer mii's

Tetra-Four

There are more but I will stop.