The only thing you've proven is what a massive cuck you are. Mathematically.
Here's some more math for you then:
Number of dicks you've taken=T
Number of dicks you've sucked=X
Days you've been alive= D
Now, assuming that you suck after you've taken it only about half the time, and that you've had gay sex every other day of your life, I've made the following equation:
X=2÷(D÷2+T)
Solve for X ***got.