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TheGreatCthulhu

The Eyes of the Nile are opening.... You'll see.
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Sleep on one for sixth months once and a part of mattress shape broke so that one side was high in the air and I had to lay on it like capsizing bed. XD
Last time I was in one, I became stiffer than block of granite.

And then, I turned my head, and I could smell again.

And then I stretched, which made my back crack from the ballast fore and aft. I whimpered because it felt so good.
 

TheGreatCthulhu

The Eyes of the Nile are opening.... You'll see.
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You don't understand the pocketless suffering. Y'all with your cargo pants and jeans without fake pockets...
I can basically carry several things at once, like my cloths for cleaning my glasses, my knife, cell phone, wallet, and guitar picks.

Wearing my cargo pants, I can basically carry an armory with me.

Cargo pants demonstrate the tactical inferiority of purses.
 

Daku Rinku

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Last time I was in one, I became stiffer than block of granite.

And then, I turned my head, and I could smell again.

And then I stretched, which made my back crack from the ballast fore and aft. I whimpered because it felt so good.
They actually can be very good for your back because its just air and not the hard materials in traditional mattresses.
 

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