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Males Vs Females Game

CynicalSquid

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I'M OUT!
 

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Bumpkin
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I had a red bike, that I got used, and it only lasted 24 days before the chain broke.

What, did you think I was talking about something else?? :?
 

CynicalSquid

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I honestly feel sick now.

For some reason that reminded me when I was taking out the trash in my bathroom and the first thing I saw in the trash was a used pad...
 

CynicalSquid

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I think the funniest part of my sister, like you know, was when my mom told my dad that my sister needed pads (apparently he didn't know) and my dad was like "YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THAT **** ON ME LIKE THAT!"

@Gummy, my sisters leave their underwear in the middle of the bathroom...
 

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Bumpkin
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I have a terrible joke to tell.

DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE EASILY GROSSED OUT!!!
A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a used tampon. The bartender asks why, and the vampire says "I'm making tea"
I'M SORRY!!!
 

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