Braivety
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You got Marin! Is this your big chance?
Link Plush Doll Giveaway - Favorite Funny Zelda Quote
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Danigo92498
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Caeda
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I am SOO gonna hate myself for this later... Why does it have to be so cute?
"Duh-Duh-Du- Nothing is there."
~Treasure chest, floor one of the temple of the ocean king, Phantom Hourglass
"Duh-Duh-Du- Nothing is there."
~Treasure chest, floor one of the temple of the ocean king, Phantom Hourglass
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EliminateTheSky
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Funny Zelda jokes
1.How do you make a Goron go insane?
Give one a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetise them!
2.What do you get when you have 50 Gorons lined up ear-to-ear?
A windy tunnel.
3.Zelda, Link, and a Goron were stranded on a desert island, and they saw the land of Hyrule 25 miles in the distance. Well, Link decided to try to swim back for help. He swam 15 miles, then drowned. Then Zelda gave it a try. She swam 20 miles, then drowned. It was up to the Goron now to get back to Hyrule, so he swam 24 3/4 miles, then said;
"I'm sooooo tired! I guess I better go back!"
4.What do you get with 200 Gorons in the same room?
An IQ of 50.
5.Darunia walked into a pizza parlour, and ordered his fave pizza. The waiter asked if he would like it cut into 4 or 8 pieces, and Darunia answered;
"4 please. I could never eat 8."
6.How did Link win the basketball game for his team?
He used his hook shot.
7.Link is in a dungeon and he has no key to go through the door.
What does Zelda say to Link?
Triaforce.
That is my 7 funny jokes for The Legend of Zelda
Hope you enjoyed them
1.How do you make a Goron go insane?
Give one a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetise them!
2.What do you get when you have 50 Gorons lined up ear-to-ear?
A windy tunnel.
3.Zelda, Link, and a Goron were stranded on a desert island, and they saw the land of Hyrule 25 miles in the distance. Well, Link decided to try to swim back for help. He swam 15 miles, then drowned. Then Zelda gave it a try. She swam 20 miles, then drowned. It was up to the Goron now to get back to Hyrule, so he swam 24 3/4 miles, then said;
"I'm sooooo tired! I guess I better go back!"
4.What do you get with 200 Gorons in the same room?
An IQ of 50.
5.Darunia walked into a pizza parlour, and ordered his fave pizza. The waiter asked if he would like it cut into 4 or 8 pieces, and Darunia answered;
"4 please. I could never eat 8."
6.How did Link win the basketball game for his team?
He used his hook shot.
7.Link is in a dungeon and he has no key to go through the door.
What does Zelda say to Link?
Triaforce.
That is my 7 funny jokes for The Legend of Zelda
Hope you enjoyed them
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mrbopper96
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"You... You're late! What took you so long? You're useless" (Ruto)
Braivety
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Dr3W21
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"People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting, too." -Grog, Ocarina of Time
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"Ohhh! Keeta! Is it not Captain Keeta?!? ...............But you're so... ...T-Tiny!!!" — Igos du Ikana - Majora's Mask
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TriforceofTwili
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"Seriously! What IS that thing?"
~Groose, Skyward Sword (refering to Gorko the Goron)
~Groose, Skyward Sword (refering to Gorko the Goron)
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"From what I understand, it's kind of a family tradition." -Zelda (Spirit Tracks)
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"...What a hot beat!"-Darunia.....He always did have the best dance moves in hyrule
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